Do you have some "super-sized" condoms lingering from a no-show? Is there a 0% chance you'll be banging your flatties in the shutdown? ... (no), let's get into it...
Condoms make for a great alternative when twisting an animal balloon. While a little greasy they are super durable and almost near impossible to break! Have a go at crafting one now (click here).
CBF? Plan B, blow it up anyway and have a go at "the floor is lava", volleyball, textbook tennis or hacky sack... the possibilities are endless